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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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snitchykermit:

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fats:

I have literally zero idea how much cam girls make. 

I never spoke to a single cam girl about their income before starting.

PLEASE QUIT ASKING ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE IT’S MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND I HONESTLY HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT COMPARES TO OTHER PEOPLE OR WHAT YOUR EXPECTATIONS SHOULD BE I’M SO SORRY. 

ahodori:

ediddy21:

actually it’s really annoying when people do this
at a small store, go for it, but if you’re shopping at a big chain, please don’t
I cannot take that change for myself or I could get fired.  Standard procedure is to just go ahead and put it back in the cash drawer but we have to wait until our next cash transaction to do so.  Having money on the counter is a loss prevention audit point, and having our cash drawers be unbalanced is another huge audit point.  Just take your change.  Dump it in a tip jar.  Give it to a homeless person.  Put it in one of those coinstar machines.  Just don’t make me have to worry that I’ll get taken off the register because things didn’t balance out.

yeah same with gift cards i work for a large department store and one woman recently got fired because a customer let her keep a gift card with like 40 cents left on it and she used it


Yeah every place. I’ve worked and every place everyone I know has worked (retail) has NEVER allowed them to have tips. It goes in the “take a penny, leave a penny” even though it’s always more than that. Is that not a thing other places?

ahodori:

ediddy21:

actually it’s really annoying when people do this

at a small store, go for it, but if you’re shopping at a big chain, please don’t

I cannot take that change for myself or I could get fired.  Standard procedure is to just go ahead and put it back in the cash drawer but we have to wait until our next cash transaction to do so.  Having money on the counter is a loss prevention audit point, and having our cash drawers be unbalanced is another huge audit point.  Just take your change.  Dump it in a tip jar.  Give it to a homeless person.  Put it in one of those coinstar machines.  Just don’t make me have to worry that I’ll get taken off the register because things didn’t balance out.

yeah same with gift cards i work for a large department store and one woman recently got fired because a customer let her keep a gift card with like 40 cents left on it and she used it

Yeah every place. I’ve worked and every place everyone I know has worked (retail) has NEVER allowed them to have tips. It goes in the “take a penny, leave a penny” even though it’s always more than that.

Is that not a thing other places?

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kegelgod:

Kiss the pussy through the panties before you do anything else.

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"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

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