fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. The head of Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series is photoshopped over the Robin’s head. Top Text: “A CRAZED STALKER INTENT ON PUSHING COUNTERPRODUCTIVE ASSISTANCE ONTO SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY DOESN’T WANT IT, WHO IS ABLE TO REMAIN CHEERFUL EVEN AFTER RECEIVING UNPROVOKED ABUSE:”Bottom Text: “CORPORATE’S IDEAL EMPLOYEE”]
I was just thinking about it today, and realized that literally every retail chain’s Corporate Office just wants you to be Harley Quinn. You’re supposed to be pushy, cheerful, desperate to help, pretty, act shallow and able to take any amount of abuse that is thrown at you and either ignore it or act as if it all your fault. 
…Does this make Corporate The Joker? 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. The head of Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series is photoshopped over the Robin’s head. 

Top Text: “A CRAZED STALKER INTENT ON PUSHING COUNTERPRODUCTIVE ASSISTANCE ONTO SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY DOESN’T WANT IT, WHO IS ABLE TO REMAIN CHEERFUL EVEN AFTER RECEIVING UNPROVOKED ABUSE:”

Bottom Text: “CORPORATE’S IDEAL EMPLOYEE”]

I was just thinking about it today, and realized that literally every retail chain’s Corporate Office just wants you to be Harley Quinn. You’re supposed to be pushy, cheerful, desperate to help, pretty, act shallow and able to take any amount of abuse that is thrown at you and either ignore it or act as if it all your fault. 

…Does this make Corporate The Joker? 

Tags: i am dying

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “VIDEO GAMES DON’T TEACH YOU VALUABLE SKILLS?”Bottom Text: “THEN YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED TETRIS IN THE BACKROOM BEFORE.”]
So I work at a Siren kiosk inside a Bullseye store, and every Tuesday we get our shipment of coffee and the like.  There are a lot of things we have to order a certain amount of every week, some of it we have to order the same amount even if we know we aren’t going to use all of it.  On top of having a pallet with a lot of big boxes we have a tiny room that I have to fit it all in, and with the warm weather coming we have to order a lot of back stock to make sure we don’t run out of anything especially stuff for the blended drinks (people go crazy for those things).
There is nothing more awesome feeling then rearranging the room, putting everything away and finding out you managed to create more space, all because you played way too much Tetris growing up.  I scoff in the face of those who think that all video games have no value in building life skills.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “VIDEO GAMES DON’T TEACH YOU VALUABLE SKILLS?”

Bottom Text: “THEN YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED TETRIS IN THE BACKROOM BEFORE.”]

So I work at a Siren kiosk inside a Bullseye store, and every Tuesday we get our shipment of coffee and the like.  There are a lot of things we have to order a certain amount of every week, some of it we have to order the same amount even if we know we aren’t going to use all of it.  On top of having a pallet with a lot of big boxes we have a tiny room that I have to fit it all in, and with the warm weather coming we have to order a lot of back stock to make sure we don’t run out of anything especially stuff for the blended drinks (people go crazy for those things).

There is nothing more awesome feeling then rearranging the room, putting everything away and finding out you managed to create more space, all because you played way too much Tetris growing up.  I scoff in the face of those who think that all video games have no value in building life skills.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “When will you have that back in stock?”Bottom Text: “Sorry, I can’t see the future”]
It sounds like a reasonable question until you’ve heard it ten times in a day because different products take different lengths of time and delivery’s a twice-weekly lucky dip where we have no idea what we’ll be sent.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “When will you have that back in stock?”

Bottom Text: “Sorry, I can’t see the future”]

It sounds like a reasonable question until you’ve heard it ten times in a day because different products take different lengths of time and delivery’s a twice-weekly lucky dip where we have no idea what we’ll be sent.

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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"The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt  (via fawun)

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Ever get the urge to make lists?

Movies i watch while falling asleep evey night… I don’t watch them ALL in one night, but i need to have something. Using netflix takes up too much bandwidth and tv sucks. So i start one of these, lay down, and fall asleep in about 30 minutes.

Frozen
Up
Kung Fu Panda
Madagascar
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Shrek
Monster’s University
Harry Potter 1, 2, or 3. The others are too dark for sleeps.

Before, when i could watch netflix, it was:

The Lorax
The Tale of Despereaux
And sometimes Mulan or The Fox and the Hound.
Any Disney or animated movie, really. But only ones i’m familar with.

I wish i had Tangled or Cinderella to add to the first list. I miss those movies. :/

Turn the volume down to where you can barely hear it, and it’s so peaceful. I hate silence when i’m trying to sleep - i think too much. Movies make it better.

thefrogman:

My Easter bunny.

Anonymous asked: Or "your" and You're." That one really makes me cringe. And when they use the "dis isnt grmr skool" excuse it makes me wanna smack the shit out of them.

kalypornia:

there, they’re and their

Whose and who’s.

Its and it’s.

There’s a symbol there to tell you you’re actually using two words. Replace the one word with the two words. If it doesn’t make sense, use the other freaking one. If it does make sense, good job hit the showers.

Also.
Where and were and wear.
To and two and too.
Sometimes even we’re and were, but i think that’s just laziness. They don’t sound the same.